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whoohooooo, by the way no BAFTAS for us last night, but I have ordered the frock for next year! We are going to be a blast.
What!!! Didn't I get one for best director???
Dahhlings, so lovely of you to invite me, I hear Sir Ian is a definite 'yes' too but he looks very different without his Gandalf Gaff doesn't he?
love and kisses
Beryl Sleep
Hello Beryl dahhling,
So glad you're keeping up. We are soo heppy dahhling that you are coming. Tabitha thinks that invitin Garrison keillor is over eggin the puddin a bit and that all those dreary Minnesotans will put a dampner on the proccedins but I understand they have a free day on the 1st and may decide not to come themsleves.
now, who is this Beryl? does she look good in red? I hope NOT!!!!!!!!!!
now, who is this Beryl? does she look good in red? I hope NOT!!!!!!!!!!
Red is SO my colour darling and I look so fab in it, asks any of my co-stars .....Justin Time,Bob Bluewater......
Loretta, To be honest I haven't the slightest idea who Beryl Sleep is. I invited Meryl Streep but you know what the post is like these days. Anyhow it's too late to change things and I haven't the heart to put poor Beryl off, whoever she is. She seems so keen to come.
Anyway, why are you worrying about how she looks in RED? I thort you were going for BLACK?
Dahhlings I am Meryl's alter ego, I do SO like to keep in touch with the provinces and I hear Scotchia is wonderful that time of year. To be honest I find all these Hollywood stars SO tiresome, what with their egg-white omelettes and two rocket leaves. Will be good to tuck into a bit of real food without photos in the National Enquirer ...Shock, Horror, Beryl Eats! Have to go Posh Skinny - Bitch wants to look around tne house, wont bother to open the door, she can slip through the letter box!!
Soooooo sorry dahlings forgot to put my monika on previous. Jazz duo sound fab.....how did you manage to book them, are they 'resting'? Or have they confused Edinburgh with Kirkinch?!
Oh yes, we are very excited about The Jazz Duo. Apparently it was the gaffers Grip that put them on to the Director. Of course, being a complete snob she changed their name into Spanish because she thought it sounded more exotic. She said it was so Loretta, our Italian compere, would find it easier to pronounce. When I suggested she simply change it to Italian she sniffed and said something about Trubadors being Spanish was what she was thinking.
mmmmmmmm too many strange names appearing, M'am Director I hope you are not inviting any riff-raffs, don't forget that this Broccoletti is "TRAINED" and there's only so much work I'm prepared to do with the provincial amateurs!!!!however if this Beryl lassie has a good bottle of Barolo in her bag, then she is welcomed!
Now Lassie was never my co-star, before my time dahhhhhhhhling.Amateur, moi! Pluuurse. Barolo eh?, prefer a Grappa myself, preferably with a double expresso, great for the tonsils.
Ev herd thirs gonnae be a guid bash on at thon place caud Kirkfoot on the 1st o' July.
Eh think if ah kin git ma mom tae wash ma fitba top afore then and ma pal Shuggie can get some Buckie fae Glesgae eh wid like tae cum.
Eh dinna ken whar Kirkfoot is but am share ma pal Jimmy cood git me one o these sat navs afore then but ah'd hae tae get ma ither pal big Dave tae fit them on ma trainers cos he's a guid welder.
Evgot Lagear
How's yur legs the night then?
Dear Evgot,
This is not a "Buckie N Trainers" do. In fact no shell suits either.
You don't need satnav, just turn right at Alyth and keep going till you hit Doncaster. Your trainers will guide you from there.
Sweeties, so sorry not to be in touch sooner, rehearsing for new Alan Bennett's new playlet 'Here we go round the Yorkshire Pudding' set in Iceland with Palm Trees. Apparently Iceland's a shop not a country.....I do SO love the British sense of irony, I play Mrs Dee Lycious....oh well Bob Bluewater calling, time to be back on set, I have to keep hauling him out of the freezer when he falls in looking for his contact lens, you thought those piercing blue eyes were for real?! See you sooooooon! MWA!
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